Notable Cast: Josh Brolin, Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn, Emma Stone, Nick Nolte, Anthony Mackie, Giovanni Ribisi, Michael Pena, Robert Patrick
Do you know that moment when you first purchase one of those big ass puzzles, you dump out all the pieces on a table, and its just a massive mess? You look at the beautiful picture on the box and you know all the pieces are there to make that picture, but the massive pile of ink and cardboard overwhelms you as a disaster? That pile is "Gangster Squad." This is a film with all the right components, but they are in all the wrong places. It leaves a film that, like the picture on that puzzle box, should be beautiful, but ends up jumbled, incohesive, and downright confusing like that pile.
Mickey Cohen (Penn) has established himself as both a criminal tyrant and a mob renegade to his ex-bosses in Chicago. His Los Angeles home has become a hive of scum and villainy in the late 40s and the chief of police (Nolte) is fed up with it. He asks a fierce detective (Brolin) to put together a squad of trust worthy police officers to form a 'gangster squad' to bring Cohen to justice. With the help of a reluctant and young up-and-comer (Gosling), the small group have quite a bit on their hands...and it just might kill them in the end.
|"You're not the real Sean Penn! He can act!"
To be honest, the idea isn't half bad either. Rogue cops gunning down booze smuggling gangsters with Tommy guns. The classic noir elements with dames in poor situations, thugs in suits, and a leader cop who's ex-military and not afraid the throw down. Dammit! This film SHOULD BE SO FUCKING AWESOME. So where is the blame to fall? Well, in a lot of places overall, but definitely in the writing. "Gangster Squad", instead of embracing its darkness script wise, instead opts for an almost 'wink-wink' nod towards the audience. The dialogue is meant to be fun and witty, but comes off as forced and silly including a point where I couldn't stop laughing from Sean Penn declaring 'here comes Santa Claus' before unleashing machine gun fire through a Christmas tree. The characters, besides an intriguing lead in Brolin, are all underdeveloped too leaving a terrible romantic subplot for Gosling and Stone and a team of throwaway cops and villains whose live or die situations fail to feel as such.
|"I loved you in "Crazy Stupid Love"."
Written By Matt Reifschneider