Notable Cast: Mark Wahlberg, Kate Beckinsale, Ben Foster, Giovanni Ribisi, JK Simmons
If I was one of those witty and clever writers who I aim to be, I would be able to deliver a funny yet cynical reaction to "Contraband." The problem that I face in trying to make a memorable piece about the film is that...well, the film itself is so damn unmemorable. It's not necessarily a bad film by any means, but it very much nails the mediocre crime thriller beat for beat. This in itself is the biggest let down considering it has a relatively interesting plot and a massive cast of recognizable talent. Yet here I am, struggling to pull any sort of detail about the film to start off my review with. It's best just to start with a synopsis and move on from there.
Chris (Wahlberg) has really refocused his life. He's an ex-smuggler, but his new business and supporting wife Kate (Beckinsale) have kept him strong and life is looking great. That is until her little brother Andy (Jones) gets in some serious trouble when smuggling drugs and owes a local thug (Ribisi) some serious money. Now Chris is going to have to pull off one of the biggest smuggling jobs of his career and the clock is ticking or his family is going to pay the price.
|"Didn't I see you in the TV show "Friends"?"
This is partially due to the fact that the film is sort of unfocused in what direction it wants to go. It forces itself into its own traps of time constraints and overly complicated plot progressions that craft far too many ridiculous situations to keep the audience interested. Take the armored truck heist for example. The scene is a relatively strong modern action shoot out sequence, but it sort of comes out of left field for the sake of making things more complicated. They try to make it worth it when some details come around in the final act, but its not quite enough to justify it initially or how much time it eats up in the film. This happens a slew of times in "Contraband" and the film must meander through its interesting concept with forced twists that leave the audience disconnected.
|Even with that much cash, I bet he would still punch you if you called him Marky Mark.
For a crime thriller with some of the on screen talent it had, "Contraband" plays it too safe and spreads itself way too thin with too many subplots and too many characters. It's unbalanced attempt at juggling it all just falls flat and creates an experience that had potential, but ended up completely unmemorable. Perhaps Wahlberg fans will really dig into the film, but this reviewer is going to quickly forget about the film and move onto bigger and better ones.
Written By Matt Reifschneider