Notable Cast: Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, Katrina Bowden, Ving Rhames, Christopher Lloyd, David Hasselhoff, Gary Busey
For those of you new to the site or for those unaware, my review of "Piranha 3D" wasn't exactly all favorable. The film was full of cheesy and gory goodness, but the blend of seriousness, horror, and humor didn't quite catch my fancy like it did for some. Thusly when I criticize "Piranha 3DD" for being a larger offender in the same category know that it means a lot. And the film doesn't even have the great gore or charm to smooth it out either. So if the film is meant to be gory, funny, and ridiculous and it fails at all three...take a wild guess at what the reaction is going to be.
It's been a year since the prehistoric piranha busted up the party at Lake Victoria and memories quickly fade. When a new adult themed water park sets their sights to open though and begins pumping water from a mysterious underground lake filled with piranha spawn, the trouble begins to brew. It's up to the owner's marine biologist daughter Maddy (Panabaker) and her admirer (Bush) to get together enough evidence to get them to shut down the park before it becomes another blood bath.
|Easily one of the best scenes...which is saying quite a bit.|
|The water slide...OF DOOM.|
|Rhames is riding shotgun...and we don't mean the passenger seat.|
Written By Matt Reifschneider