Sunday, August 23, 2026
The Learning Dead: Colony (2026) Review
Monday, August 17, 2026
Life for a Life: Eye for an Eye (2022) Review
Director: Yang Bingjia
Notable Cast: Xie Miao, Gao Weiman, Xiang Hao, Liu Ben,
Zhang Di, Gao Yi, Zhang Haosen
“It’s a life for a life. You don’t need to take 10,000
lives. Don’t you understand that?”
In a sequence prior to the final showdown with the film’s
nemesis in Eye for an Eye, our hero Cheng is informed that one of his
cohorts has fallen. The manner in which Yang Bingjia shoots it is caked in deep
black shadow, Cheng’s back to the woman telling the story through her tears, as
he sits on his knees. The moment is intercut with the villain, Yuwen Ying,
preparing his team for the eventual showdown with a ritual in falling snow as
drums beat heavily and dancers in all-white costumes move swiftly around.
The juxtaposition between the deep black of Cheng’s pre-war
ritual and the bright whites of the Yuwen’s personal guard in the snow,
partnered with the stillness of our hero and the scattered movement of the
enemy, makes for a fascinating contrast of ideology, invoking a yin-yang style
of interconnectedness with its color scheme, and how each character is treating
how their roads will intersect. Cheng, a blind swordsman and bounty hunter,
pulls his sword from his cane while still kneeling in the darkness and opens
his eyes for the first time in the film; the paleness of his eyes pops like the
metal of his sword in the blackness. He only closes them as he sheathes the
sword once again. He might be blind, but his sword sees the truth of this
moment, opening his eyes in this split second, before being closed again. The
moment ends as it cuts to black, then cuts to Yuwen, his eyes closed, only to
open upon Cheng's arrival at his front door. No words are exchanged, and the
final bloody conflict commences.
Monday, August 10, 2026
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Deadite: Evil Dead Burn (2026) Review
Director: Sébastien Vaniček
Notable Cast: Souheila Yacoub, Tandi Wright, Hunter
Doohan, Luciane Buchanan, Erroll Shand, Maude Davey, George Pullar
If there’s one thing that I am willing to give the most
recent run of Evil Dead films, starting with the remake back in 2013,
it’s that they very much feel like the directors are given a decent amount of
freedom to create ‘their’ Evil Dead film. So much so that, whether the
audience wants it or not, there is an underlying theme in each one. Fede
Alvarez used Evil Dead (2013) to explore drug addiction, and Lee Cronin
used Evil Dead Rise to delve into the complexities of motherhood. The
latest, technically the sixth film in the series, continues that trend with a
new director and new themes to eviscerate.
For the latest, the Evil Dead curators Raimi and
Tapert have handed off the franchise to up-and-coming French filmmaker
Sébastien Vaniček, and he has his own take on the demonic forces of this
franchise’s world that both doubles down on the visceral violence, suffocating
tension, and its traumatic themes. His film, Evil Dead Burn, represents
a continuation of the series with more continuity to previous entries, while
managing to certainly be a film with its own identity - which has already
resulted in some mixed reactions from fans. However, Vaniček ably blends the
two like blood and snow to deliver a vicious film that never pulls its punches,
even in its rather nihilistic themes and narrative choices. Yes, it’s
absolutely what I want in an Evil Dead film.
While most fans are going to be coming to a new Evil Dead
movie for its horror pedigree, it’s perhaps more fitting to discuss the film’s
plot and narrative first. Not that the film lacks in its horrors, in fact it’s
quite the opposite, but the most fascinating aspect of Evil Dead Burn is
how it manages to replicate the necessary components of the franchise: isolated
setting, a group of people to get Deadite’d, some lore around the evils
manifested on Earth, and a wild array of creative ways to get pulverized, while
still managing to push the series forward.
Friday, July 24, 2026
Brawl Out Warfare: The Furious (2026) Review
Director: Kenji Tanigaki
Notable Cast: Xie Miao, Joe Taslim, Yang Enyou, Yayan
Ruhian, Jeeja Yanin, Brian Le, Joey Iwanaga
I love martial arts films. Down to the point that I might
call it a core part of my personality. When there’s a new martial arts action
film coming down the pipeline, you can guarantee that I’ll be there in my best
suit, waiting in line to partake. When there’s a new one that starts to garner
a lot of buzz in the film community, I almost feel surprised. It’s not often
that a martial arts movie makes waves, and too often I feel like some of the
best in the genre are tossed off by the greater film community as just low-brow
entertainment at best. Yet, here we are in 2026, and critics and audiences seem
to be, surprisingly, in love with a new martial arts film.
Of course, the film I’m referring to is The Furious,
the latest international martial arts stunner that has found some success
theatrically even in the US. Directed by action choreographer and stuntman
extraordinaire Kenji Tanigaki, The Furious blends classic Hong Kong
action cinema characters and plotting with an international mix of star power
and martial arts stunt powerhouses, and the results are as violent and driven
as one might expect. Its success overall with audiences, particularly in the
West, is because most audiences understand the language it's using - good guys
beating the ever-living shit out of bad guys, and it does it with immense style
and a raucous amount of diversity in its endless fights.
Wednesday, July 15, 2026
I've Never Been with You: Obsession (2026) Review
Director: Curry Barker
Notable Cast: Michael Johnston, Inde Navarrette, Cooper
Tomlinson, Megan Lawless, Andy Richter
I have to give Curry Barker some very intense respect. Not
only has his latest film, Obsession, been one of the biggest horror
films of all time at the box office, but he also did it with a film that asks
the age-old question, ‘What if a Gen Z romantic comedy was the most terrifying
thing to exist?’ The premise of so many romantic comedies, particularly those
in the 90s and 00s, prior to the genre being stripped for parts and sold
wholesale to streaming and television to be exploited as year-round bubblegum
movies, was based on a hook and then mined for comedic value. Barker seemingly
saw that and decided to take it in the other direction. The results, box office
receipts aside, are rather astoundingly effective. Obsession is
pitch-black perfect in its tones, a precise blend of dark humor and crippling
horror, and executed to the highest degree to deliver a generationally relevant
urban-legend-style morality tale.
There was intense hype for Obsession… and the hype is real.
To be fair, the hook of its premise is a well-trodden trail
for horror. Bear, played by Michael Johnston in a performance that one might
call ‘a half step away from dying of anxiety at any given moment,’ stumbles
across a cheap ‘wish fulfillment’ tchotchke called the One Wish Willow and uses
it to wish that the girl he has been pining for at work will love him more than
anyone. It’s a monkey’s paw scenario: once he breaks the willow piece for his
wish, after absolutely whiffing his chance to confess his feelings for her when
she just blatantly asks if he likes her, she becomes obsessed with him, and it
gets real fuckin’ scary from there. Not in a Lifetime movie way either. As the
tagline states, be careful who you wish for.
Wednesday, July 8, 2026
The Net Is Vast and Infinite: Ghost in the Shell (1995) Review
Director: Mamoru Oshii
Notable Cast: Atsuko Tanaka, Akio Otsuka, Iemasa Kayumi,
Koichi Yamadera, Yutaka Nakano, Tamio Ohki, Tessyo Genda, Masakazu Namaki
There are films and stories that are meant to be franchised
and serialized, and as the film industry grows and intellectual property
expands, it’s always looking to mine material for the next big ‘thing.’ Perhaps
one of the most fascinating franchises, though, is Ghost in the Shell.
On paper, it makes sense. Cyberpunk aesthetics, a strong,
layered lead character, the possibility of ensemble storytelling, and a world
that demands exploration for its themes of cybercops, hackers, and political
corruption. Yet, in revisiting Mamoru Oshii’s iconic 1995 anime, the film seems
uninterested in using its story and characters to craft ‘episodes’ that adhere to a more mainstream narrative. Instead, he uses the manga launch point to craft a
truly existential experience, philosophically analyzing the relationship
between organic and inorganic, the soul and programming, and whether humanity
has a future in its own destiny.
Gorgeously animated, impressively written, and anxiously
crafted to compel its audience to ask questions, Ghost in the Shell is
the kind of film that would push its audience intellectually rather than guide
them to entertainment. It’s the kind of artistic merit that makes it a science
fiction icon, rising above its genre trappings and elevating it to something
far more universal. It’s truly next-level filmmaking.
Friday, July 3, 2026
Evil Dead Wrapped: Lee Cronin's The Mummy (2026) Review
Director: Lee Cronin
Notable Cast: Jack Reynor, Laia Costa, May Calamawy,
Natalie Grace, Shylo Molina, Billie Roy, Veronica Falcon, Hayat Kamille, May
Elghety
When it was initially announced that Lee Cronin’s follow-up
to Evil Dead Rise would be a new version of The Mummy, I was kind
of stoked. His first film, Hole in the Ground, was a fantastic,
character-driven, atmospheric horror film about loss, so combining his talents
for scares and atmosphere could prove valuable for an update of The Mummy.
Of course, if he were the one to be part of Universal’s updates on the classic
monster series, then the film would have to be from, you know, Universal, and Lee
Cronin's The Mummy was slated by New Line Cinema.
Huh. This would not be an update of that series, I
guess.
Nonetheless, he’s a talented director; the film still
managed to find backing from Jason Blum and James Wan as producers (like
Universal’s other reboots of The Invisible Man and Wolf Man), and
for that alone, it was worth taking a gander. I’m a sucker for seeing a new
adaptation of classic stories and genres.
However, Lee Cronin's The Mummy is not the film one
might expect, particularly with its marketing. Instead of going for the
traditional Mummy movie narrative where someone fucks with a sarcophagus
or tomb and a mummy, in some form, pops up to get revenge for their arrogance -
and if we’re lucky there might be a sweet love story somewhere in there
inspired by Universal’s 1932 The Mummy plot, this one is definitely
going for pure monster mayhem with gore, gross-out-gags, and lots of
supernatural lunacy. You know, less of a Mummy movie and definitely more
of an Evil Dead knock-off.
Friday, June 26, 2026
A Bridge Too Far: Captain America: Brave New World (2025) Review
Director: Julius Onah
Notable Cast: Anthony Mackie, Harrison Ford, Danny Ramirez, Shira Haas, Tim Blake Nelson, Carl Lumbly, Giancarlo Esposito, Liv Tyler, Xosha Roquemore, Johannes Haukur Johannesson
Although many fans seem to have been burned by the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) at this point, the series' transition in the wake of waning audience interest and a relatively public meltdown over its future makes the current slate perhaps more fascinating than the last half-decade. Attempting to soft reboot the MCU with a new Captain America film certainly seems like gold on paper, but the fourth film in this series within the grander franchise is far more fascinating in the larger context than “good” as a film.
Captain America: Brave New World is heavily focused on bridging the past and the future. Even the title, although perhaps hard to swallow when compared to the iconic book that shares it, seems to indicate a strange relationship between what has happened before and where it wants to be. That’s not to say that every MCU film hasn’t been aggressively obsessed with callbacks and flashforwards, but the relationship here in Brave New World is one of the most unusual.
In the wake of Avengers: Endgame, the world changed. That applies to both the film itself and the fictionalized reality its characters inhabit. There was no more Captain America. Or Chris Evans. No more Iron Man. Or Robert Downey Jr. (…at the time of its release). Disney was struggling to find their voice and plot with new heroes, despite some genuine successes in films like Shang-Chi or misfires like The Eternals. The meteoric descent of Jonathon Majors left the new era without its Kang the Conqueror and a gap for a new major villain. And while the series was retooled, pulling away from a variety of increasingly ignored Disney+ shows, they needed a breather.
That’s where Captain America: Brave New World falls into place.
Wednesday, June 24, 2026
The Liminal Space of Sound: undertone (2026) Review
Director: Ian Tuason
Notable Cast: Nina Kiri, Adam DiMarco, Keana Bastidas,
Jeff Yung, Michele Duquet
As the genre of ‘liminal space horror’ starts to take the
world by storm, not just as an independent horror movement artistically, but
also powered most recently by the box office juggernaut of Backrooms,
it's necessary to remember that the concept is not new to the horror genre
overall. Empty spaces, lost items, and the hanging existential dread of the
terrors to come are all tactics horror has used since the beginning. It’s just
that so many modern filmmakers and storytellers are using it in a modern lens
that is both fascinating and certainly relevant to the time, and they’re doing
it with conviction. Example films like Skinamarink
or the earlier films of Osgood Perkins (check out I
Am the Pretty Thing that Lives in the House) laid a lot of the
groundwork for where we are in 2026, so it's not like this movement is even all
that new, comparatively speaking.
It’s this conviction and modern lens that make a film like Undertone
so diabolically effective. Director Ian Tuason is playing in the same space as
many other liminal horror films, but his intention is not only the physical
space in the film, but also the auditory space that often creates a sense of
dread and impending doom. As the saying goes, it's the things that are unspoken
or unheard that are often the most powerful. Undertone intends to
weaponize those and does an impeccable job at it while crafting a film that
makes sound the most important aspect, in all its choices.
Monday, June 22, 2026
All About Perspective: Mortal Kombat II (2026) Review
Director: Simon McQuoid
Notable Cast: Karl Urban, Adeline Rudolph, Ludi Lin,
Jessica McNamee, Lewis Tan, Josh Lawson, Martyn Ford, Mehcad Brooks, Tati
Gabrielle, Max Huang, Damon Herriman, Chin Han, Tadanobu Asano, Hiroyuki
Sanada, Joe Taslim, CJ Bloomfield, Ana Thu Nguyen
I think it's fair, for a film that essentially starts
immediately where the last one left off, that I, also, start my review of Mortal
Kombat II by quoting the last line of my review for Mortal Kombat (2021).
“With its open ending and intention for more films in its writing and
development, let’s hope that the next installment doesn’t hesitate to just lean
into the absurdity. I’d give my heart (and spine) to that.”
So, in the spirit of good sportsmanship, here is what (rips
out heart) I owe (rips out spine) to you, Simon McQuoid, and his
team of truly insane filmmakers that crafted this sequel. You absolutely knew
what your homework was, did the due diligence, and made the best Mortal Kombat
film yet. Mortal Kombat II manages to be more of EVERYTHING than its
predecessor. More plot, more characters, more fights, more catchphrases, more -
more - more, and most importantly - it's more FUN. It’s a film that leans
further into the absurdity - and lore - of the decades-spanning video game
franchise, and it’s all the better for it. For some, maybe it’s too much. For
me, it’s the kind of insane blockbuster entertainment that I wanted - and then
some.
Friday, June 12, 2026
Everything Seems to Work Out: Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
Director: Taika Waititi
Notable Cast: Chris Hemsworth, Tessa Thompson, Tom
Hiddleston, Cate Blanchett, Mark Ruffalo, Jeff Goldblum, Idris Elba, Karl
Urban, Anthony Hopkins, Benedict Cumberbatch
Even within the now-rather-infamous Marvel Cinematic
Universe (MCU), the Thor series represents a fascinating part of it.
While Iron Man set the tone for the series, the initial run of films was
meant to represent various genres within the franchise. Sure, there was a
common thread of spectacle, humor, and just enough heart; the Thor
series felt so much more serious than the rest. For Thor’s first two films, the
Shakespearean tones that blended with the fantasy elements of gods and monsters
were initially met with mixed results from audiences and critics. While Thor
represented a key cornerstone of the MCU, the character’s adventures were the
weakest part of the initial ‘Avengers Initiative.’
However, during the ‘second phase,’ the MCU found a way to
get the more cosmic aspects of the Marvel world to resonate with audiences: by
making them funnier, brighter, and more entertaining. It worked for James
Gunn’s Guardians of the Galaxy, so it could work for Thor, right?
Thursday, June 11, 2026
Do A Person's Feelings Die with Them: Shikoku (1999) Review
Director: Shunichi Nagasaki
Notable Cast: Yui Natsukawa, Chiaki Kuriyama, Michitaka Tsutsui, Toshie
Negishi, Ren Osugi
While the J-Horror boom of the late 90s and early 00s
provided enough creep factor and impressive tonal scares to influence an entire
generation, one of its better aspects was the films that used the emotional
echoes of sadness and melancholy. Shunichi Nagasaki’s 1999 film, Shikoku,
might be one of those intriguingly overlooked gems. Encased in a somber tone,
this folk-horror ghost story effectively crafts a dreamlike haziness in its
visuals and narrative, less a scare factory and more akin to a grim-toned fairy
tale. While its narrative punch feels like it pulls back to avoid moving too
far into melodramatic flair, which doesn’t necessarily always work in its
favor, Shikoku is a film that deserves a gander for its subtle theming
and impressive visuals for those looking for perhaps a less aggressive J-Horror
tale.
When Hinako, played by Yui Natsukawa, returns to her
childhood home in Shikoku, she learns that her close friend from childhood,
Sayori, has passed away in high school. As old memories resurface and a
rekindled friendship with another childhood friend, Fumiya, begins to grow into
something more, Sayori’s ghost starts appearing to her old friend. However, as
Hinako starts to look into matters, she finds that Sayori’s mother, a medium,
might be trying to resurrect her lost daughter.
Thursday, June 4, 2026
Behold, The Beholder: The Eye (2002) Review
Director: Oxide Pang Chun, Danny Pang Phat
Notable Cast: Angelica Lee Sin-Jie, Lawrence Chou
Chun-Wai, Candy Lo Hau-Yam, Edmund Chen, Yut Lai So, Chadatirud Lertaveesin,
Yin Ping Ko
In college, I became obsessed a bit with Asian ghost films.
Sure, it was the 00s, and everyone and their mom had jumped on the J-Horror
boom a little, but I started digging much further and trying to get my hands on
everything that I could. One of those was The Pang Brothers’ massively
underrated The Eye (2002). Although it would be remade and memory-holed
by most of the cinematic world in 2008, this Hong Kong horror film had managed
to capture quite a bit of attention in the social circles I was navigating.
That’s on top of the fact that the Pang Brothers were quickly becoming a new
name in Hollywood at the time, even if those 15 minutes of fame would quickly
fade thanks to a system that handicapped so much of their more interesting
approaches with limited budgets or incredibly terrible scripts.
Nonetheless, The Eye was a film that I had latched
onto, and my memories of watching it on a possible bootleg I purchased at the
FYE where I was working were very positive. Now it's damn near 20 years later,
and Arrow Video has decidedly graced us with a new 4K release in the US, and I
was eager to finally get a chance to revisit a film that definitely struck a
chord with a much younger me.
The Eye might secretly be one of the best ghost films
in the post-2000s cinematic era. There’s something uniquely intimate and soft
about the film. It works in subtle ways, less concerned with scares and
traditional ghost horror and more focused on the growth of its lead character,
Mun, as she comes to terms with her abilities and what they mean both to her
and thematically.
Saturday, May 30, 2026
Chasing Your Dreams: Somnium (2025) Review
Director: Racheal Cain
Notable Cast: Chloe Levine, Will Peltz, Peter Vack, Grace
Van Dien, Clarissa Thibeaux, Draya Michele, Jonathan Schaech, Gillian White,
Steve Eifert, Bries Vannon
You know, Somnium has such a fascinating premise, and
it is one hell of a hook. An overnight "sleep sitter," Gemma, played
by Chloe Levine, works for a clinic that uses sleep suggestions on rich folks
to change their habits and ideologies, and she struggles to adapt to her new
life in LA. She made the trek from her small town in Georgia to be an actress
all by herself, and now, as she desperately tries to get auditions with no real
understanding of how the system works, she randomly stumbles into this job at Somnium
that analyzes, reprograms, and writes dreams and feelings into people. Even on
a baseline plot level, well, shit, I’m intrigued. It’s blending 1980s
dream-science-fiction cinema with a more modern, slow-burning personal horror.
Yes, please, go ahead and put my name on the list for that.
Even more fascinating is how Somnium is treating its
core ideas around ‘dreams.’ There's this interesting idea that the big city can
feel dreamlike to someone from a small community (a feeling I know all too
well, growing up in a farm community in South Dakota) and that everything can
feel like both a threat and an opportunity. For Gemma, played with such a
passionate, wide-eyed balance of confusion and fake confidence by Chloe Levine,
it is the dream. The big city, the possibility of success, and leaving behind a
life that felt like it was suffocating, particularly after a rather hard
breakup with her hometown boyfriend, Hunter. Chasing the dream in a place that
feels like a dream while working in a dream clinic.
Wednesday, May 20, 2026
Fanning the Flames: Scream 7 (2026)
Director: Kevin Williamson
Notable Cast: Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox, Isabel May,
Jasmin Savoy Brown, Mason Gooding, Roger L. Jackson, Anna Camp, Joel McHale,
Celeste O’Connor, Sam Rechner, Asa Germann, Mckenna Grace, Mathew Lillard,
Kraig Dane, Ethan Embry
You know, just when you thought things were going pretty
fuckin’ well, Paramount and Spyglass had to go and do something real dumb and
fire Melissa Barrera. The ‘rebooted’ Scream series found a lot of
interesting paths to address creatively with both Scream (2022) and Scream
VI for its new characters, and the producers/studio decided it would be a
great idea to just detonate a landmine under the whole thing. The ripple effect
of that decision was wild. They lost Jenna Ortega (who had found a very strong
following in young viewers), and they lost their director, Christopher Landon,
who went on to make the highly entertaining Drop in 2025. It didn’t
quite look like the Scream franchise was, perhaps like Scream 4,
going to be able to see this new era through.
However, Scream VI did make a franchise high best in theaters, so never count out the bean counters when it comes to a horror franchise. Thus, Scream 7 exists. To be fair, while this seventh entry into the meta-slasher iconic series does rank towards the bottom, it isn’t the horrific train wreck that I was expecting. Bringing back Kevin Williamson and Neve Campbell is one hell of a pivot, particularly since producers/studio seemingly gave the latter the middle finger regarding her involvement in Scream VI, and there are a lot of interesting aspects of this film that carry it through. Sure, it's very obvious that this was a script rushed through into production, and the overall thing feels more like a spin-off than a legitimate sequel, but it features some fantastic kill sequences, and Kevin Williamson is bringing a lot of old-school solid filmmaking to it, so it doesn’t feel quite like a side dish. For that, I will give it credit.
Wednesday, May 6, 2026
A Stitch in Time: The Bride! (2026) Review
Director: Maggie Gyllenhaal
Notable Cast: Jessie Buckley, Christian Bale, Peter
Sarsgaard, Penelope Cruz, Annette Bening, John Magaro, Jeannie Berlin, Jake
Gyllenhaal
When the trailer for your film features the slogan “Here
comes the motherfucking bride” in big bold letters, one might expect that
audiences might be prepared for an audacious cinematic experience. The title
ends with an exclamation mark. It’s not like it’s trying to necessarily hide
the fact that it’s going to be a rather wild ride of a film. Yet, Maggie
Gyllenhaal’s second feature-length film, The Bride!, was met with a lot
of pearl-clutching and some dismissiveness from critics and audiences alike
regarding its messy nature and the bold choices it makes in its writing,
characters, design, and overall intentions.
Well, if there’s one thing that I love in a movie, it’s
audacity. Whether it works or not, I’ll take a film that swings for the fences
and tries to throw its weight around. Given that the Frankenstein mythos,
including The Bride of Frankenstein, has been adapted in one million ways for
various audiences and with varying degrees of success, please give me something
that, as a film, feels as scattered, sewn together, and fighting for life as
its characters. To quote one of the iconic film critics, Joe Bob Briggs, “The
only sin of a movie, in my opinion, is to be boring.” And The Bride! is
certainly not that. Far from it.
In fact, The Bride! might end up being one of the
best films I’ve seen this year. It’s absolutely crafted with a sense of rage at
the world, where a repeated phrase, “I would prefer not to,” becomes a war cry
against expectations, social pressures, and a system built against you.
Gyllenhaal takes the Bride of Frankenstein concept, updates it for the modern
meta-textural era, and adds a lingering undercurrent of ‘fuck you’ to the
conventions of storytelling and cinematic language. Yet, it still manages to
feel humane with its characters and honest with its messages, and never feels
like it's screaming just for the sake of screaming. There’s a heart beating in
this monster, and just like its two leads, you might not always hear it because
of what you see on the surface, but it's there nonetheless.
Wednesday, April 29, 2026
Panic Fest 2026: Cruel Hands (2026) Review
Director: Al Kalyk
Notable Cast: Mavournee Hazel, Diesel La Torraca, Josh
McConville, Genevieve Lemon, Harry Greenwood, Iolanthe, Glenda Kalyk
I can already see it now. The comments that will cascade
down from the internet as horror fans react to Cruel Hands and its 1970s-inspired
stylistic choices. Comments about how it's ‘not horror enough’ or that ‘it's
not a real horror film’ will garner thousands of reactions and probably just as
many arguments around the spectrum of genre labels.
You know what? Good. Cause quite frankly, Cruel Hands
is the kind of film that will need a bit of online discourse to push it further
into the genre fans’ circles for viewing. Call it what you will, horror,
thriller, dark drama, or whatever other sub-genre you want. This 1970s-inspired
slice of atmospheric tension and visceral domestic horror is worth watching.
It’s one of those palpable, character-driven, slow-burning old-school horror
films that manages to curdle into the crevices of your heart and mind. Powered
by some incredible performances, a steady hand at tone and atmosphere, and a
real sense of grounded grit to its writing, Cruel Hands manages to be
both subtle and impactfully hard-hitting. It’s the kind of throwback film that
should be garnering some real fans when it finds a full release.
Tuesday, April 28, 2026
Panic Fest 2026: Grind (2026) Review
Directors: Ed Dougherty, Brea Grant, Chelsea Stardust
Notable Cast: James Paxton, Christopher Rodriguez
Marquette, Rob Huebel, James Urbaniak, Barbara Crampton, Vinny Thomas, Aubrey
Shea, Courtney Pauroso, Ify Nwadiwe, Jessika Van, James A. Janisse, Sharlene
Cruz, Jon Gabrus, Teri Gamble, Hannah Alline, Gigi Saul Guerrero, Anastasia
Washington, Bries Vannon
Well, if you’re going to make a socio-political satire
horror film, taking a shot at the gig economy is a great way to do it. In an
age where satire is essentially dead, thanks to real-world events that could
not possibly be any dumber, it’s nice to see a film like Grind succeed
at being successfully funny and manage to be creatively empowered to have
something to say while doing it. It helps that the talent in front of and
behind the camera are working with the same spirit and tenacity to make it all
work, but Grind manages to blend comedy and horror in some refreshingly
fun and smart ways. Each story in this anthology has its own distinctive voice
without betraying the film's overall intention, and the combination proves to
be lethally hilarious.
Tuesday, April 21, 2026
Panic Fest 2026: Frogman Returns (2026) Review
Director: Anthony Cousins
Notable Cast: Nathan Tymoshuk, Alexis Allotta, Natalie
Tran, Chelsey Grant, C.Andrew Kogolenok, Brian Villalobos, Benny Barrett, Tom Ringberg,
Karen Schovajsa
“Time to croak, bitch.”
Despite the surprising amount of world-building that erupted
in the third act of Frogman, I’m not sure I would have expected there to
be a sequel. Yet, the film proved to be something of a massive cult hit, and
when Frogman Returns was initially announced, I was pretty stoked. While
the original certainly used the tropes and style of found-footage horror well,
balancing comedy, horror, and exploitation into one slurpy stew, its third act
went fully off the lily pad and straight into the deep end, with some wild
ideas and wicked body horror. It’s the kind of film that comes with a built-in
cult following.
Frogman Returns follows in those leaps and hops with
an eagerness to extend and deepen the insanity of Frogman’s world.
Powered by some returning cast, a slightly meta approach to the original, and
the pace of the Energizer Bunny on crack (is the Energizer Bunny even still a
thing? Probably in Frogman’s world as a real cryptid), this sequel does
go bigger, badder, and bolder with the ideas planted by its predecessor. And,
don’t worry, the third act goes even more bizarre than expected. It’s insane
and ‘ribbit-ing.’ You know, like riveting but for frogs. Or something. Sorry,
I’ll show myself the door.
Thursday, April 16, 2026
Panic Fest 2026: Ivan (2026) Review
Notable Cast: Anna Mirodin, Tayna Clarke, Julia Tomasone,
Stephen Bogaert
When I read that Ivan would be a film centered around
a piece of technology, specifically an AI device named - you guessed it - Ivan,
I do not think I would have ever expected that the film would be a period
piece. Not that it’s given a definitive year, or does it make the horrible
mistake of littering the film with a plethora of needle drops and references to
pop culture, but Ivan surprisingly takes its audience back to a time and
place where having an electronic device that can watch, hear, and talk to you
is almost beyond understanding.
It’s one of the bold choices that Ivan makes
throughout that sets it aside from many of the other films in this year's Panic
Fest. Director and co-writer Damien Fannon takes a familial drama and inserts
this technological horror aspect as the catalyst to address many dark family
issues, and manages to craft a rollicking thriller that regularly sidesteps
expectations and delivers a surprisingly potent mix of horror and drama. And
that’s before the ending slams its audience with two or three new layers of
intensity.
Saturday, April 11, 2026
Panic Fest 2026: The Burning of Broken Beak (2026)
Director: Christian Carroll
Notable Cast: Briar Rose, Lydia Peckham, Katlyn Wong,
Joel Tobeck, Jonny Brugh, Rob Kipa-Williams, Bruce Hopkins, Bala Murali
Shingade, Beth Alexander, William Zhang
I’m a sucker for a good folk horror story. Throw in some
kind of ancient legend, told in rhyme and shown with stylized animation, and
put in a touch of body horror, and suddenly I’m doing a skip down the walk in
anticipation of seeing it. For The Burning of Broken Beak,
writer/director/editor/most everything under the sun Christian Carroll is
aiming for something of a modern folk horror tale and he manages to conjure up
something that feels like it owes its cornerstones to the folk horror of
yesteryears, but manages to modernize in a way that feels relevant and potent
for the last couple of years. While the film tends to play things slightly on
the safe side with its horror elements until its final act, spending much of
its runtime on a murder-mystery plot, it also packs an impactful amount of
dynamite into its final act, putting it above and beyond some of its indie
genre peers. And it certainly doesn’t feel bird-brained in the process.
Its central character, Emma, played by Briar Rose, returns
to New Zealand with her girlfriend from her life as a photographer in New York
to attend the reading of her adopted uncle’s will after he is horrifically
murdered. However, with a massive inheritance on the line, the family quickly
comes into odds with one another. It’s too bad, though, because their squabbles
have seemingly unleashed a curse upon the family of the old Māori legend of a
human-sized bird who was slaughtered when she stood up against colonists. Now
the family is being killed one by one, leaving Emma as the prime suspect.
Visions of Broken Beak haunt her, and Emma must uncover whether the curse is
real or if there’s more to her family than even she thought.
Thursday, April 9, 2026
Panic Fest 2026: Buffet Infinity (2026)
Notable Cast: Kevin Singh, Claire Theobald, Donovan
Workun
Much of modern storytelling, through whatever media you
choose - whether it's book, TV, movie, or even the internet, is being built on
nostalgia and meta-narratives. For many of us, remembering what something was
like in the media from 20 or 30 years ago is ripe for analysis and
exploitation. Releases like ‘legacy sequels’ or shows like Stranger Things aim
to evoke nostalgia and meta commentary to sell their material. Remember how we
felt about Star Wars? Or the old Steven Spielberg films? Remember when Rosanne
was one of the best sitcoms on TV? Try out The Connors. You’ll feel the
same.
However, there’s a sect of artists out there who use these
same tactics to weaponize those concepts against their viewers, creating
intriguing slices of art. The Adult Swim segment Too Many Cooks used the
opening credits of an early-90s sitcom to kick-start its own descent into
unnerving territory. Watching that on my phone while riding on a train in the
middle of the night certainly added to it, but there was a bold, artistic, and
often satirical slant to it that left me unnerved.
It’s been over a decade since I saw that segment, and this
approach to undercutting nostalgic elements is only finding more footing. Take Buffet
Infinity as the prime example of such. This instant cult classic uses local
commercials as canvases to paint a narrative around the horrors of capitalism
through a cosmic-horror lens. Yes, you read that right. Buffet Infinity
is an entire film made of clips of fake commercials for small-town businesses,
news segments, and infomercials. Yet, it’s incredibly poignant in its tone,
sociopolitical commentary, and razor-sharp writing that it manages to be
hilarious, sorrowful, and utterly terrifying - oftentimes within one moment.
It’s fucking brilliant.
Panic Fest 2026: Pitfall (2026) Review
Director: James Kondelik
Notable Cast: Alex Essoe, Marshall Williams, Richard
Harmon, Jordan Claire Robbins, Matt Hamilton, Randy Couture
Within the first ten or fifteen minutes of Pitfall,
there are literally three instances of deer being killed. Now, granted, one of
them is in a hallucinatory state for one of its lead characters, but it
certainly set the stage for how I was going to watch this film. Cause
that’s certainly a silly choice, and I kind of appreciate it cause it does set
the stage for what one can expect from the two-tone approach that Pitfall
is using as its concept.
Despite perhaps hitting the hammer on the head about the
film’s ‘nature can be dangerous’ themes that are layered into the two genres
that it's mish-mashing together - the survival film and the slasher, Pitfall
is certainly a film that has a lot more going for it in the undertones than
what I expected. This is the two-tone approach that director James Kondelik is
aiming for with this film.
Tuesday, April 7, 2026
Get Cooked: Hellfire (2026) Review
Director: Isaac Florentine
Cast: Stephen Lang, Scottie Thompson, Chris Mullinax,
Johnny Yong Bosch, Dolph Lundgren, Michael Sirow, Harvey Keitel
Back in the late 00s and the early 10s, if you wanted to
find great old school action, you would scan the internet for Isaac Florentine.
His ‘straight-to-video’ (a term that essentially doesn’t exist thanks to
streaming now) affairs were some of the best you could find. His work with classic icons like Dolph Lundgren and Jean-Claude Van Damme was fun, and his
partnership with Scott Adkins defined that era for incredible action. I’d still
argue that Ninja: Shadow of a Tear is one of the greatest action films
ever made, and I will absolutely fight you if you disagree.
However, Florentine’s career has been much rockier lately.
Some of this is due to trying some new styles, working in slightly different
genres, or partnering with different stars, but it felt like some of the shine
was being dulled. It culminated in Hounds of War, an ultimately droll
affair with Frank Grillo on autopilot and horrendous editing and action design
that felt completely out of sync with what one expects from a Florentine flick.
Thus, my expectations for Hellfire were relatively
muted. Sure, it has a hell of a cast, including Stephan Lang as the special ops
veteran caught in the criminal web of a small town, but even that was not
necessarily as exciting as I hoped for. Yet, while Hellfire certainly
struggles to find some of its voice in the first 45 minutes and really loves to
hammer down on those straight-to-VOD action tropes, it is something of a bounce
back for Florentine. Its foundations are solid, the main performances - even if
tropey - feel engaged, and the back end of the film really starts rollicking
once tensions of its generic script finally pop. By the end, I was totally
engulfed by the fun and surprising moments that Hellfire was delivering.
Enough so that there’s a part of me that hopes Florentine has found his new
franchise in the wandering warrior that Stephan Lang is bringing to the
table.
Monday, March 23, 2026
Slice of Strife: The Wailing (2025) Review
Director: Pedro Martín Calero
Notable Cast: Ester Expósito, Mathilde Ollivier, Malena
Villa, Claudia Roset, José Luis Ferrer, Lia Lois, Sonia Almarcha, Tomás del
Estal, Lautaro Bettoni, Alex Monner
The entire arthouse horror aspect of pairing
"haunting" and "trauma" has now become a staple of the
genre, but The Wailing approaches it in a fascinating way. The film
essentially tells its tale through three women through two different time
frames. It's a slow-burn narrative that focuses on how this haunting builds
from the mundane to the manic, and on not being up front with its terrors, but
seeding them under the skin and in the folds of the brain. Sure, it’s the kind
of horror film that seems fairly par-for-the-course now in a post-A24 era, but
don’t sell The Wailling short - it has a voice, and it's executed impressively.
The Wailing is a film that might be compared to other
haunting/trauma films, like the socio-hauntings of It Follows or the
technological horrors of The Ring, but it wholly wants to present itself
as a slice-of-life film. It just happens to feature various characters who are
terrorized by an unseen horror that creeps up through an outside lens (in this
case, the camera), thereby highlighting the technological aspect that was so
prevalent in late 90s and early 00s J-horror. However, the film certainly takes
its time with each of its characters as they go about their lives, and with how
each one eventually succumbs to the horror of this ‘curse’ passed down to them.
The process of getting there may be fairly mundane to some, with its incredibly
meticulous pacing and seemingly meandering character beats, but it all fits
with the complexity of its themes and the humanity that is tragically lost as
the horror grows closer.
Wednesday, March 18, 2026
Peril at Sea: Rescue at Dongji (2026) Review
Directors: Fei Zhenxiang, Guan Hu
Notable Cast: Zhu Yilong, Leo Wu, Ni Ni, Yang Haoyu,
Chen Minghao, Ni Dahong, William Franklyn-Miller, Li Jiuxiao, Wang Yiquan,
Kevin Lee
Living in the shadow of Hollywood, the big war story
blockbuster is essentially its own genre. Although Chinese cinema handily
receives the “jingoistic” label more often than not, let’s be up front and
honest here - they learned how to do it from Hollywood. And judging from Rescue
at Dongji, they’ve taken the classic war-film elements, given them a
Chinese cinematic twist, and let them rip. Rescue at Dongji is a
bombastic flick, layered with incredible performances, white-knuckle action,
and a heartfelt narrative that speaks universally. While it certainly feels
like it owes much of its success to lessons learned from previous films, it
does so in a way that makes it feel fresh, and that’s ultimately what
matters.
Part of what makes Rescue at Dongji (sometimes noted
as Dongji Rescue) so fresh is that it strikes a balance between the
rousing heroics and the war's innate brutality, which these films so often
miss. Its narrative is certainly centered on the village's heroics. The focus remains on two brothers, played by Zhu Yilong and Leo Wu - outcasts even on the island they were raised on, adopted by a local fishing family, and their relationship with each other and the life they live in the village. By focusing on them and then
building the settings around them, the film moves from being just a historical
action drama to a film about humanity. It’s an incredibly smart choice.
Friday, March 13, 2026
Fangs For Everything: Night Patrol (2026) Review
Director: Ryan Prows
Notable Cast: Jermaine Fowler, Justin Long, RJ Cyler,
Nicki Micheaux, Freddie Gibbs, Phil Brooks, Dermot Mulroney, YG, Flying Lotus
Watching Night Patrol made me realize something. Boy,
do I really miss Tales from the Crypt. Not just the show, but there was
a time in the 90s when the HBO horror series made the leap to the silver screen
for a couple of films. (Do we count that third Tales from the Crypt
movie, Ritual, that no one saw?) Watching the strange concoction that is
Night Patrol gave me the vibes of when I saw Demon Knight some
decades ago. The offbeat humor, the bold swings in lore-building, the use of
fantastic character actors, and the ambitiously deranged social commentary just
give off big Tales from the Crypt vibes. And, quite frankly, I am 100%
here for it.
Night Patrol is the kind of independent horror that
ought to find a very dedicated audience with time. Not only does it encapsulate
the era of its release, particularly in how it portrays police violence and a
distinct arm of the law that seemingly operates with no limitations, but it
also does so by creating its own world that runs parallel to our own. Ryan
Prows’ second feature-length effort is so oddly satisfying in the threading of
its tones and themes that it immediately cements itself as a cult classic -
brutally punchy in its efforts, but so incredibly watchable nonetheless.
Friday, February 20, 2026
One Way Ticket: Ghost Train (2026) Review
Director: Tak Se-woong
Notable Cast: Joo Hyun-young, Jeon Bae-soo, Choi Bo-min,
Kim Ji-in, Kim Woo-kyum, Jung Han-bit, Kim Na-yeon, Lim Cheol-soo, Hyun
Bong-sik
When it comes to a horror anthology, it’s always a joy to
see how the creative team can conjure a structure, balance the stories, and
make it all pay off. If you get it right, find the tone and keep up the pace,
even if one or two of the smaller stories don’t hit fully, the whole retains
its strengths.
For Ghost Train, director Tak Se-woong goes all in on the urban myth of
a haunted train station, delivering a handful of great ghost stories and a
surprisingly solid wraparound that presents each tale in a shockingly fun,
modern way. If anything, the film often comes off as less of an anthology,
particularly in the latter half, and it plays with expectations in fun ways
that deliver jump scares without ever pulling away from the character piece and
themes at its core. Needless to say, Ghost Train is a spooky,
conceptually fun way to kick off 2026 in horror.
Being in the content creation industry for a larger company
is not always easy, and for Da-kyung, played by Joo Hyun-young, her horror
YouTube channel is in danger of being drowned out by all the beauty tip
channels. However, her latest series, which is based on the hauntings around a
particular train station, has caught the eye of a young producer at her
company. She schedules an interview with one of the station's workers, an older
gentleman who should have plenty of stories, and as he shares each, she finds
herself delving deeper into the realm of the supernatural.





































