The Scorpion King reminds me of the fable of the scorpion and the frog in a way…
-“Hey Mathayus, why did you lose the kingdom?”
-“You knew what I was when you kinged me…”
Regardless, today we finish the Scorpion King franchise! It brings to mind such questions as, if you had one codpiece joke, would it involve a knife? How serious is too serious for this franchise? How do you want to introduce ninjas? Flying kicks? Flying kicks to the crotch? Listen up as we finish off the series and announce our next franchise!
Featuring guest host Derrick Veurink of backlot605.com!