Directed by: Glenn Danzig
Notable cast: Ashley Wisdom, Rachael Alig, Alice Tate, Kayden
Koss
Verotika, may I never again have to write so much
about so little, is based on Danzig’s own comic series, Verotik (violent/erotic.
Get it?) Glenn Danzig brings us an erotic horror anthology that offers nothing
erotic and nothing horrific save for the attempts at eroticism. Frankly, I have
no particular way to even fault it as an anthology in concept, but I would
really, really like to. I can, however, make fun of their attempt at a host
character Morella (I believe she is from the comic but, I have never read it
and am not inclined to put forth the effort to research it) and their attempts
at a “Cryptkeeper, but a hot girl” kind of thing. She has a few bits of
dialogue of which nothing is clever, funny, or involving a morbid pun, and her
portions are rarely even pertinent to the segment she’s hosting. This is just
the start to this anthology.