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Wednesday, July 15, 2026

I've Never Been with You: Obsession (2026) Review

Director: Curry Barker

Notable Cast: Michael Johnston, Inde Navarrette, Cooper Tomlinson, Megan Lawless, Andy Richter

 

I have to give Curry Barker some very intense respect. Not only has his latest film, Obsession, been one of the biggest horror films of all time at the box office, but he also did it with a film that asks the age-old question, ‘What if a Gen Z romantic comedy was the most terrifying thing to exist?’ The premise of so many romantic comedies, particularly those in the 90s and 00s, prior to the genre being stripped for parts and sold wholesale to streaming and television to be exploited as year-round bubblegum movies, was based on a hook and then mined for comedic value. Barker seemingly saw that and decided to take it in the other direction. The results, box office receipts aside, are rather astoundingly effective. Obsession is pitch-black perfect in its tones, a precise blend of dark humor and crippling horror, and executed to the highest degree to deliver a generationally relevant urban-legend-style morality tale.

There was intense hype for Obsession… and the hype is real. 

 

To be fair, the hook of its premise is a well-trodden trail for horror. Bear, played by Michael Johnston in a performance that one might call ‘a half step away from dying of anxiety at any given moment,’ stumbles across a cheap ‘wish fulfillment’ tchotchke called the One Wish Willow and uses it to wish that the girl he has been pining for at work will love him more than anyone. It’s a monkey’s paw scenario: once he breaks the willow piece for his wish, after absolutely whiffing his chance to confess his feelings for her when she just blatantly asks if he likes her, she becomes obsessed with him, and it gets real fuckin’ scary from there. Not in a Lifetime movie way either. As the tagline states, be careful who you wish for.